Nigga Noodle

One of the best food recommendations

Kid: can anyone recommend me food I should try
Kid's friend: I was thinkin-
Nick Avocado: *crunches* nigga noodle *smacks* nigga noodle *crunches more* nigga noodle.
Both kids: what the fuck

cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.

I can see that girls cooter noodle.

noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

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Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.

I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!

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Ramen Noodles

Instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.

I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^

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Roman Noodles

What people from the ghetto think ramen noodles are called

I'm STARVING. About to cook some roman noodles!

Hold up...Who stole the flavor pack out my roman noodles?

I can only eat my roman noodles with cheese and hot sauce.

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noodle around

wandering/exploring with no set destination for no specified amount of time.

ex: "i'm bored." "you wanna go noodle around?" "sure!" then, you may walk down to your nearest main st. or bamboo forest.

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