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Rug Race

Having two women lie naked on the floor on their backs with their legs spread. Then two guys(or girls) kneel down naked in front of them and lick them pushing them along the floor, with their tongues in the girls' crotches.

Who won the rug race last night? Keith and Chris tied while Peter sat on a bed and stroked.

by jmac9 May 19, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


rug busted

Getting a haircut in Montana.

I am going to get my rug busted.

by BH June 16, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


rug burn

The rash you get when you're grinding on a woman who does not keep up with shaving her hooha and parts surrounding.

"Sally gave me the worst case of rug burn while we were scissoring last night."

by Ryan Tx October 15, 2007

79๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear rug

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

by JPPitt February 25, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rug Burn

When the pubic hair of anothers genitalia is rubbing against the other persons genitals during sexual intercourse,causing sores and burns. And also causing burning when urinating for females.

his ball hair gave me rug burn when we were having sex.

by ninja_cat January 14, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


rug muncher

a term originally refering to giving women oral sex, but can also be used to describe lesbians and men believed to be "whipped" enough to give a woman head.

You gave her head?!? Dude, you are such a rug muncher

by Bugaloo Schrimp April 3, 2006

82๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


curry rug

An offensive term for a paki's hairy vagina based on the fact they smell like curry

Bill: You love a bit of curry rug dont you
Jake: No, I wouldn't touch a curry rug for ยฃ1,000,000

by ]x[Bebs September 3, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž