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A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.
Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b
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Is a person who is always manipulated by different media sources, and believs the lies of the media easily and without critical thinking or using his own brain.
Person 1: “It is strange how John thinks all muslims are terrorists.”
Person 2: “Man, he is a media sheep, what else do you expect from him?”
“I really hate media sheeps, so ignorant and naive.”
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sheep feet are people, usualy skiiers, who are named by their ludicrisly white and fluffy boots. often times they are seen wearing a white headband as well, and they are always terrible skiiers
look at that stupid woman. the one with the white headband and the sheep feet
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A student (aka "aggy", "agroid", etal) at Texas A&M, a glorified junior college located just north of east Bumfuck Nowhere in College Station, Texas, especially a member of the Corp of Cadets (aka "corp turds", "toy soldiers", etal).
Derived from their time-honored tradition of engaging in anal intercourse (fucking) ovine mammals (sheep).
This habit led to the school motto - "Texas A&M - Where men are men and sheep are scared!"
The sheep humpers are delusional.
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An asshole that will cock block you for anything even sheep.
That ass is a freaking sheep blocker.
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A godly game which involves a sheep that can magically build farms and must dodge evil multicolored shepherds that magically come out of the ground in the center of the map.
None can swim, but the sheep can build an infinite amount of farms out of thin air. The shepherd can..... call an owl..
Sheep Tagger: OMG! I PWNED YOU IN SHEEP TAG YOU NUB!
Nub: So? I pwn you in everything else.
Sheep Tagger: Your mom. KICK KICK KICK
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A Black Sheep is somone who doesn't follow mainstream days, Somone who doesn't care what is in or out. Usually somone causing some Mischief, or terror and laughing about it. Somone that stands out in the crowd.
A Black Sheep can also be a backstabber.
Alex "Dude Mary Roach is such a Black Sheep... He told my girlfriend I was cheating on her"
Justin "Damn him!!!!"
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