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A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.
Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!
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A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.
Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
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beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.
A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
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10x worse than losing full
He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!
A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what
Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes
Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys
You know that kid that can’t actually do anything on a bike? Just crashes on flips? Ah yeah that absolute cunt rocket? Yeah that’s him, disabled dan
1. What 'you're absolutely right' looks like when you say it sarcastically to someone who's probably giving you advise you've probably heard (and ignored) multiple times before, or they just don't know what they're talking about.
2. Your idea of what's right. Your ideology. Your NORMVL.
3. Derived from /you're absolutely right/, just without the apostrophe and the 'e', which turns it into "your", which suggests ownership, so 'Your' idea of what's 'absolutely right'. "My absolutely right".
Dude 1: Bru I think if you made just one trap song, just one, I promise people will really mess with your stuff.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Damn, your absolutely right Dude 1!