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What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022


Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.

Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024


Actual frog

A word used when someone is annoying you.

I'm gonna jump off this roof!
No don't fucking jump off the roof you actual frog

by December 20, 2020


Actual joy

The euphoric feeling you get when you realize you’ve actually seen your long-distance friend or partner.

Memories suddenly start coming to your mind, and that’a great feeling.

Oi, you’ve SEEN them!

It usually comes right after post-meeting depression.

«Just saw the photo we took yesterday. Can’t wait to see you again
«That’s actual joy, heh?»

by uovo July 17, 2020


Actual psychopath

People who eat tacobell for breakfast

He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.

by Shankins November 19, 2021


It actually smacks

Actually smacks is a word to try and say how much one has put pressure on there mind to try and focus

Yo McNuggets how was it squirting the ol flusher? (Response) yooo dude it actually smacks

by Yoo dude it actually smacks March 11, 2020


Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023