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When your penis is erect the bottom is smooth and soft like an alligator belly
An assertion dat labels you as nuthin' but a slinking toothy reptile.
Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.
The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.
Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.
When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.
I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.
When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.
He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.
Common occurrence at temporary, Southern out-houses, port-a-pottys and festival dump trucks. The act of having one's genitals grabbed, pulled and bitten from a false bottom cut into said port-a-John.
Karl tried to lure me into an alligator hothouse at the V fest.
When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
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