Adam

One of the many stereotypical names for a white guy. Just like other names like Jeff, Bob, Mat, and Mike.

Bob: so what did Mike name his kid?
Jeff: well he;s white so they had to name him Adam.

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Adam

Appears to be an average guy but make no mistake, this piece of crap will let you down again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again... you get the idea.

Ben: Adam, do you want to come to the driving range this afternoon?
Adam: Yeah sure.
*couple hours later*
Ben: Can't wait to go to the driving range this afternoon.
Adam: I can't go, I got to suck on a d*** from Weston.

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Adam

A man who cannot ejaculate.

Adam couldn't come when Sarah ravaged him last night.

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adam

Someone who never stops eating apples. OR Someone who eats, and chews apples loudly, open mouthed, and doesn't notice how much someone hates him for it.

Dude, stop being an Adam, I can hear you chewing your apple from over here.

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adamism

its when you have the power to make people unmad at you.

Lina: why did you cheat??

Karla: because i love youu

Lina: Aww that's the power of adamism

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Adam

An Adam is someone who can be mean. He is tall and has dark hair. He can be really caring. He tries to act so tough, but you always see right through it. He is willing to defend anyone he cares about. He can make you feel special. He is hilarious! When he chooses to talk to you it makes your whole day. When you are sad talking to him and him making you laugh brightens your day. People say he’s trouble, but you know he’s better than that. He tries to better, to be nicer. When you start to fall for him there is no coming back. Even if he doesn’t feel the same way he makes sure it’s not awkward and you stay friends. He doesn’t think much of himself, but you now he is amazing!

I’m in love with Adam!

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Adam

Usually a Fuckboy or a Cunt
The type of person who would steal from the Dollar Store and even their friends. Has a small dick and acts like a douche to strangers in order to compensate

Ray Charles: Yo I just stole my Girlfriends cat
Obama: You shouldn't pull an Adam my nigga

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