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It's when you're in the Arizona airport going through the checkpoint and you have to take a big shit, but you can't because you have an eightball of speed shoved up your ass.
"Man I thought I was going to shit myself on the plane but I had an Arizona Bomb Stopper."
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When you're watching porn and skip into it to fap and after you bust a nut you discover the girl was a trap.
"dude i had the worst Arizona trap lord experience yesterday"
"dude that sucks"
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The shittiest University to ever exist, in every way, shape, and form...enough said.
Arizona State University sucks U of A's dick.
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The process of wiping of shit off of a females face with ones ball sack.
Nothing beats getting your nuts licked after giving a ho good ol' Arizona Sand Storm.
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A bill that was attempted to be passed by Arizona in order to put a leash on illegal immigration, which the federal government has largely failed to do; Arizona spends hundreds of millions on jailing illegals, and who knows how much more on educating them, providing welfare for them, etc., even though they don't pay taxes.
The law's purpose is based off of a federal law that prohibits illegal immigration. Contrary to popular (actually, minority, because the majority of the country supports it) belief, its parameters strictly and directly prohibit racial profiling of any kind. Police officers aren't allowed to go up to anyone they want and say "show me your papers." In fact, they are required to check immigration status if one has already been arrested for a crime.
Countless other states have introduced and/or instituted their own versions of SB-1070. The Obama Administration has shown blatant opposition to the bill and managed to essentially take away all proponents of it that gave it any effectiveness at all. Not only that, but State Department officials admitted to dissing Arizona's "humanitarian rights-violating" bill to countries such as China and Libya. Most, if not all of the Administration's accusations of the bill have truly been completely false.
Obama: "If you didn't have your papers and you took your kids out for ice cream, you could be harassed." (actual quote)
Someone who has actually read the Arizona Immigration Law: "No, you couldn't. Unless going out for ice cream is a crime now."
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The act of turning a female upside down, spreading her legs and letting the male mount the female and shit down her vagina.
Last night I had some spicy Mexican food and my girlfriend let me give her an Arizona Hot-pocket!
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While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)
I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.
Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.
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