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When you spend 45 minutes wacking off and you barely feel the nut.
Damn I just spent all that time jerking off and it was a trash nut
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When you start to dribble pre-cum without any contact from someone else.
By time we started to kiss and touch I was already wet. Some much drip nut in my pants
somebody with an ugly ass peanut head
Kendall looking like a NUT BOY
The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.
Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit
Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut
What comes out of an old man's testicles when he ejaculates.
Old Grandpa finally came after all these years, nothing came out but nut dust.
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Known globally for its set date of December 1st (December 2nd for those who intend to be official for all timezones), The Big Nut marks the end of No Nut November, in which men far and wide can be heard busting some of the most potent, thickest nuts of their lives. The Big Nut also marks the beginning of Destroy Dick December.
It is common belief that those who do not participate in The Big Nut following their success in No Nut November transcend from mortal beings to godhood, but no cited instances have been recorded. Perhaps succeed for yourself, and you shall find the true answer.
"Day 27: I cannot believe it... to think we started with millions upon millions of brave soldiers, we are only left with a couple hundred comrades... we shan't allow for their defeats to be in vain... Soon enough, we shall approach the mythical day of THE BIG NUT! Onwards!"