Did I ask?

The most overrated comeback EVER.

Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.

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Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

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Did i ask

A comeback to basically anything and a mood killer

Person 1: i won my basketball game today. Person 2: Did I ask

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counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: ‘I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: ‘I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: ‘woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: ‘I don't fucking care’

Tom nobody asked

A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.

Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".

but did pip ask?

answer is usually no cos pip is too swag to ask

person 1 -"grandma died"

person 2 -"okk, but did pip ask?"
person 1- "no😔"