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The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.
You hear the boss is gone today?
Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.
What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.
"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
A mysteriously non-useful but pleasant position in the OR.
This Jabroni was 4th assist in our OR case.
A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.
That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.
A bunch of dumbdumbs, with dumbdumb ideologies, dumbdumb meanings, and dumbdumb personalities. If the plane craches, its their fault
Oh! A crew chief assistant? Must be a dumbass
Our God you should worship him he's everything you're not people aren't obsessed with you they're obsessed with Nico 🙌👏🙏🙇
Live love laugh Assist all hail Nico‼️
"Omg look there's a Nico! 😻"
"WHERE??? "
"RIGHT THERE DUMB BIYCH"
"Nico/assist is the best let's worship him hoe‼️"