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Somebody that calls everyone a bandwagon just to cover the fact that he is one (To the North Dakota frackers).
Stop being a semi-auto just because you see that the rockets are doing bad doesn't mean you have to like the Warriors all of a sudden.
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A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.
I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!
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A free magazine often located in petrol garages across the UK. Homeless, sad or obese people with nothing better to do read these. A common theme associated with this is the Best clan whacking off to cars rating them so highly and remarking on their fine bodywork and good looking interior.
Wow. That fat obese emo Martin Best is picking up another Auto Trader magazine!
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A large penis that is automatically awarded to someone based on their life performance.
We're seniors. We automatically have cocks. we have auto-cocks
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To fuck oneself.
Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".
noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.
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When you realize that you said something you shouldn't have, the person you are talking to didn't hear you and you get a chance to say something different.
When he asked me if he looked hot in his new jeans, I said "only if your going for a Mom look". I totally got a chance for an auto correct, when he said 'What?'
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a song sung by a talentless singer using Auto-Tune.
Auto-songs need to be discouraged.
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