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The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.
"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"
"I'm Korean."
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flight reacts dumbass saying when’s he watching a nba game and, a nba player does something fancy.
Announcer: “steph curry pulls up from half court and banks it! That’s his 8th in a row!”
Flight: thats my kind of shot. I understand what’s it’s like to be hot since it happens to me all the time
an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
When people wander why every now and then you can’t help yourself but to randomly start behaving like an irrational or even delusional person, although they are curiously or mysteriously mesmerized by your transcendental beauty or brilliant brain.
e: “Are you a pi-kind of person? Or more of a phi-kind of personality?”
i: “Dear, my ancestors came from the Land of the Imaginary, so we’re anything but real!”
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an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.
when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...
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Mandela is a kind heart man and he’s handsome, he can take care of you he don’t talk much.
Sexy boy with kind heart.
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When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!