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Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.
"Where's Jimmy?"
"He's going to the toilet."
"Oh, you mean to masturbate"
Walking into someone's house, dorm room or hotel room and leaving a fresh turd.
Rooney: "yo fuck these guys, I'm guna go toilet hopping in bolts room"
40 minutes later.........
Bolt: "yo.....who the fuck left the turd, that's nasty yo"
Deliberately giving your partner a STD
Toilet brushing.
"Hey Dan I toilet brushed your GF last night"
'That's ok, I toilet brushed her the night before'
Reversed roles of the Blumkin. Male performs fellatio on the female while she is defecating and/or on her menstrual cycle while on the toilet.
Rhonda's a freak. She asked me to try her toilet pizza. Thanks Match.com
A myspace whore that pretends to go to the toilet during a family meal and then sneaks onto myspace instead.
MySpace toilet incident:
MySpace Whore: 'I'm going to the toilet....'
10 minutes later.
Non-Myspace whore family member: 'where's tom?'
A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.
Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.
A person who sits on the toilet for an inordinate length of time because they're playing a game on their cell phone.
Sis: Damnit Tommy, get outta there! I need to take a shower!
Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).
Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!