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Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?
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Walking into someone's house, dorm room or hotel room and leaving a fresh turd.
Rooney: "yo fuck these guys, I'm guna go toilet hopping in bolts room"
40 minutes later.........
Bolt: "yo.....who the fuck left the turd, that's nasty yo"
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Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.
"Where's Jimmy?"
"He's going to the toilet."
"Oh, you mean to masturbate"
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Deliberately giving your partner a STD
Toilet brushing.
"Hey Dan I toilet brushed your GF last night"
'That's ok, I toilet brushed her the night before'
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Reversed roles of the Blumkin. Male performs fellatio on the female while she is defecating and/or on her menstrual cycle while on the toilet.
Rhonda's a freak. She asked me to try her toilet pizza. Thanks Match.com
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A myspace whore that pretends to go to the toilet during a family meal and then sneaks onto myspace instead.
MySpace toilet incident:
MySpace Whore: 'I'm going to the toilet....'
10 minutes later.
Non-Myspace whore family member: 'where's tom?'
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A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.
Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.
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