under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

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under gunge

alternative word for smeg. The gooey residue found under the foreskin of a penis!

i pulled back his foreskin and there was mountians of under gunge! it made me throw up!

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over and under

A crude sexually pleasuring move that you can get cheap where the said prostitute doesn't actually have to touch your genatalia

I got the best over and under in Melbourne and i didn't get a disease.
I just closed my eyes and she gave me the best under and over ever.

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under the dome

A TV show based on a book, that has nothing in common with the book aside from the title.

Under the Dome was on last night, I am thinking about reading the book because the show itself is shit.

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Under the Hood

A form of eating out a girl. Oral sex position.

Girl lay on their back with their legs raised up pointing toward the ceiling. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position exposes the groin area to the giving partner who kneels there to perform.

I gave my girlfriend a good seeing to by going under the hood, she was wriggling in ineffable pleasure, revealing her raw self to me, finally collapsing in cathartic paroxysm. It was the hottest moment.

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down under

To eat pussy, another way to say snatch snacking or tongue tetherball

I was too tired to fuck, so I spent last night with Cicely down under.

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under carriage

another name for a womans ass

"damn you saw the under carriage on that chick??"

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