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Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant
Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many
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the hand in which one holds/cherishes the fact that one has a jim beam in their hand.
"Hurt my jim beam hand and you'll be extremely sorry"
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when you move to new neighborhoodor city and you need somebody to introduce you to people in the city/town
jane just moved to newyork from a small town and said to tom " beem me up" cause he knew everyone
just moved into town and dont know anyone can someone beam me up
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When you flash your high-beams at a passing car in order to warn them of (usually hidden) police presence nearby.
Jackie: Why'd that guy flash his high-beams at you?
Zach: He's giving me the high-beam heads-up. The 5-0 must be checking speeds up the street.
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A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.
Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!
You: Beam me up, Scotty!
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What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them.
You are such a Dr. Evil Lazer Beam
A phrase originally found in the television series “Star Trek”, but now is used a response to confirm that you are ready for whatever is being asked of you.
Friend 1: You want to take another shot of tequila?
Friend 2: Beam me up Scotty!
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