Beer Darts

A game involving beer and darts usually played while camping. Two players sit across from each other about 10 feet each armed with 3 darts and a beer in between their feet. The opposing player must try to hit the other players beer with their dart. If they do a hole is popped and the player with the beer must shotgun their beer out of the hole created by the dart. Usually this involves more than one beer and is an ideal way to get really drunk really fast.

Dude! Keenan was playing beer darts and he got a dart in the arm! Then he was so drunk that he jumped into the glacier river in his underwear and passed out at 3pm!

Beer Bizzy

Basically a beer bong..,or a plastic device that attatches to a beer bottle that has a vent tube...in order facilitate a fast chug of a beer.

Originally started by cuts777inthehizzy on you tube.

I got the beer bizzy...and now im going to drink it in the hizzy

Beer Gnat

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"

Beer Gnat

Beer Nugget

A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

The one constant at NIU.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."

PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"

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beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

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Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

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nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

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