Bend-me-over

a word to describe something scrumb-didly-umptious but in sexual terms.

"Oh my gosh kindra, that cookie was Bend-me-over good"

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Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

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North Bend, Nebraska

HOME OF JUSTIN POULAS AND BUSCH LAKE

Bill: Hey, want to go to North Bend, Nebraska?
Joe: As long as we can go to Busch Lake and see Justin Poulas
Bill: He even has a John Deere
Joe: Cool man

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Guitar Hero Bends

The sensation that the room is spinning or melting after playing long sessions of Guitar Hero. Also a similar sensation to tripping balls

"Man this room got all messed up after i stopped playing" "Nah you just got the Guitar Hero Bends"

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south bend highschool

Where the teacher will literally fuck you for good grade

Where it smells like hevans vagina farts
south bend highschool and the receptionist di@ne needs to hurry up and start dien

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Bend Over Buddy

another name for friend with benefits.
someone you engage sexual acts with habitually without actually being in a relationship with.

"no, we're not dating. she is my bend over buddy."

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bending my whistle

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.

"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."

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