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Big Bleeding Womb

When a grown man cries like a little bitch.

That giant man is acting like a Big Bleeding Womb.

by mountainkiller December 18, 2011

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bleeding-heart liberal

A democrat or political left-winger(2 different things) who tends to be subjective in their political views. Political subjectiveness is ok to some degree, but I think that some people tend to get carried away or be unrealistic. These types are somewhat of sore to American society, but on the other hand help balance out crazy redneck or bureaucrat conservatives. Both could be done without in the end because of their serious bias on everything that ever happens.

There are few types of people who fall into this group:
1.Activists-the troublemakers who are
violent and crazy but try to cover up by pretending that their motives are moral.

2:Stoners-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, and realize that violence is an ineffective way to reach their goal, even if the establishment is refusing to listen to them. These people think Bush is a terrible president, and give logical reasons.

3:Metalheads-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, but are too carefree to do anything more than write music about it. Also, they are pessimistic and feel they will never change anything. This group also has logical reasons for hating Bush, such as the fact that the only Iraqis killed by Sadam were rebels who were trying to assassinate HIM.

4.Nobodies-people who really have none of their own views, but will make themselves think they believe in anything that is popular. Once they have a cause in mind, they will gather any evidence, without even thinking through it enough to realize it doesnt make any real sense. This group is very anti-Bush, but cannot give logical reasons why he is a bad president, such as the fact that he has a Texas accent(No shit. How is that a problem?)

Bleeding-heart liberal, or bleeding ass liberal is usually used by right-wing conservatives to refer to any and all democrats or liberals.
Middle-roaders like me use it for any person who thinks only about the benifit of individuals rather than society as a whole. In other words the kind of person who believes that we must not leave anyone behind, even if helping them would be a drag one the whole group. Someone who not only believes that, but will not waver on it no matter what, that is a bleeding heart-liberal.

These examples are simplified because a realistic example would take to long to think of and type. Enjoy.

Bussinessman A: We just bought out that from Georgia, so we can finally expand our bussiness to the rest of the US.
Bussinessman B: We still got to watch out, before we know it the bleeding-heart liberals will be on our ass calling us a monopoly. You saw what happened with Bell Atlantic.

Redneck: That rabbit threatened ta kill my family, and the only thing keepin` me from shootin` the li`l terrorist is them damn bleedin` heart liberals.

(note that not all rednecks are crazy like that.)

by tanukisanyo May 8, 2005

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bleeding cunt face

Constantly talking shit, nagging, and whining at men ( boyfriend, husband, any one basically) So bitchy they seem like their on the rag constantly that not only do they bleed out of their cunts they have so much left over they bleed out of their mouths! NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE FUCKING CUNTS!

Bleeding cunt face, A girl with no tits, no ass, basically a 2 by 4! Also not a respected women!

by Kell-Bell July 29, 2011

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Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.

Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.

by Ilanea May 17, 2011

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My fingers are bleeding

When you play a guitar to get your emotions out for an extended period of time. The tips get so raw under you nails start to bleed. Some times threw the sides of your fingers.

This usualy happens when someone has so much to say and not the words but the sound to carry them. When you loose someone you love, your best friend stabs you in the back, don't beat em and sling them. Get bloody fingers about it.

Sally: My fingers are bleeding. I figured instead of telling them with a voice I could just play a little.
James: I herd you threw your door. I shut the music in the house off. Let us hear.

Phlip: Thats some mighty fine picken thier girl.
Sally: K hear goes.

James: OMG darlin where did all that come from? Dude Phlip, she's doing that mising a string too man.
Phill: Let it out home girl we like it.
Sally: (thinking of the reason it comes out and starts to cry) All will be well but my heart is screaming in a well.

James: you gonna talk about it?
Sally: How do I talk about what cannot be fixed after breaking that hard to the ground after the fall.
James: I think your doing that part now darlin
Sally: <3 you guys

by S0much2sayinafoolsgame November 20, 2009

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If it bleeds, we can kill it

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.

Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.


by Soul-Demon September 17, 2008

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squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel April 12, 2011

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