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Alot like the dogs bollocks, but more defined, 'spot bollock' as in 'Spotless Bollocks' basically means pretty damn good!
Ipod ready head units... spot bollock mate!
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even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
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Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher".
You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
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When you're having rampant sex with a woman and your balls slap on her bumcheeks.
Guy1: hey dude whats up?
Guy2: Dude just gave this chick a good old bollock banging last night.
Guy1: Nice one bro!
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the aching sensation in the lower stomach after being hit in the bollocks, even a light flick can cause this.
my balls have stopped hurting, but i got bollock ache now!
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My mate left bollock fish all over his laptop keyboard after watching too many ladies in a state of undress!
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means yeh right your talking bullshit mate, BASICALLY o_0
bullshitter 1:I just rolled and amazing spliff with only one hand and a bear
Answer :.....................CHER BOLLOCKS!!
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