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A scrapbook or other book that holds three dimensional items of significance or for decorative purposes i.e. metal objects, keys, beads, necklaces etc.
Treasure Book Creations dot com
A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.
friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover
The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.
Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!
I love booking up with chicks!
A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.
Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T
short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.
Mark Warner is a total book jerker.
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver
The area found between the legs of a women. AKA
-vagina
-pussy
-happy hole
-peperment patty
-cherry pie
-friut juicer
-cunt
-Moopy Moop
-South of the border
I read her jungle book like a five year old who just learned how to read and is on crystal meth.