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something to call your friend when the conversation dies.
friend 1: i’m gonna go guys!
friend 2: okay, you brazilian pretzel
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Where male encourages female to swallow large amounts of water one day before sexual intercourse in order for him to devour the watery fountain the female will so graceously provide for him upon her orgasm.
Ted: Wow Sarah, I had a hard time swallowing that load, drink more than usual?
Sarah: Actually, i did. I wanted to surprise you because i know your one hell of a brazilian Waterseeker!
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When your having anal sex with a Brazilian woman (or guy, I don't really care) after he/she finished eating/drinking some thing that would normally cause gas. Then when you pull out she/he will fart very loud (almost sounding like an air horn) and cause your dick to shrivel. Or if your still in the B hole it might sound like some thing is deflating, where you will slowly but surely start to smell it and shrivel up in side her/him.
"I was fucking my friends Brazilian cousin in the ass, then when i pulled out she did a fucking Brazilian airhorn, and now bitches wont suck me off because it smells like a raunchy taco".
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when a man/women eats a women out in a public place like mcdonaalds,walmart,mall,ect.
alex gave rose a brazilian midget at mcdonalds while waiting for his food
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Taking a shower at night and coming to work the next morning all crusty and sweaty, having only washed your face
I have to get up early tomorrow, I might just take a Brazilian shower so I can sleep a bit more
I told her she smelled like shwetty balls, but she said it was impossible, she had taken a Brazilian shower
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Brazilian angel is a slang/code word to describe a someone who is generally very stupid, young, ditzy, and usually self-obsessed and slutty looking, taking lots of pictures of themselves. Often with a Twilight fixation (fangirl). Also can be described as "poser" or "scene". This is the female form of "budgie tom".
"Nikki used to be tolerable until she turned into such a fucking Brazilian angel"
Lauren looked like such a Brazilian angel when she died her hair pink and black and OD'd on eyeliner.
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When a girl shits and a guy catches it in his hand and wipes it all over his face so he has a mustache.
Matt - " Oh my god, my face still stinks from stacy last night."
Cody - "SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING BRAZILIAN MUSTACHE, DIDN'T SHE!?"
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