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Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
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This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
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The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.
"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan
damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...
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when you brush ya shoulder off you forget about the "dirt" you just confronted
when the cops harrass ya for slanging llelo
when the dont find none you stand up and brush ya shoulders off
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The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams
My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.
The yellow, liquid, jet that gentlemen use in lieu of the more standard toilet-brush.
As seen in Pride & Predjudice:
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"