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when a bunch of nerdy guys come on the tv screen together
Guy 1: Hey guys want to play some Unreal?
Guy 2: No dude I just downloaded the Paris Hilton video.
Guy 3: Alright bro, it is time to bukkake our computer screens!!!
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A drinking game, take a Tecate, shake it up, poke holes in it just like a shotgun, pop the tab and spray and chug.
Andrew: Let's play Tecate Bukkake!
*Eric shakes up can and pokes hole*
*Sprays all over girls in teeshirts who try to drink the mexican glory*
Andrew: TECATE BUKKAKE!
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Bukkake Ambush will make you a man; The act of ejactulation over the female species, by surprise. Some call it ninja, others call it sexual assault.
"Hey bro, did you see me bukkake ambush that chick over there?"
"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"
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When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.
Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
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A magnificent cocktail which consists of milk, vodka, pineapple juice, all served in a tall glass with salt around the rim.
Mines a bukkake sunrise, as it's been a while...
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When the male is missionary position and the female counterpart nibbles on the male's chest acne until she has a mouthful of the white excrement, then proceeds to use her gag reflex to project the secreted pus on the males face and chest.
I heard Kristen gave him the Brousard Bukkake that night. Hopefully he didn't get too many scars on his chest.
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goggles used to hold bukkake for an extended period of time.
yo that bitch in has some big ass bukkake goggles.
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