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When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.
Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
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Yeah no, I'm out, that's gay as fuck
I DONT WANNA BE A COOCHIE BUMPER
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someone that is very annoying and a pain in the ass
you're such a bumper skrumper fam
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A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.
Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"
Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"
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When two people are opposite eachother and run in a forward motion sliding on their socked feet until collision.
Last night, My roommate and I were so bored we made up a new game called bumper slide. EXTREME
Play at your own risk and with your own socks.
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" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"
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Someone who enjoys giving anal sex. Can be a straight male, who likes pounding a hot chic's ass, or a gay male.
Good thing I'm a dumper bumper because my girlfriend is a real ass slut.
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