Buy the fuckin' shoes

The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.

So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!

I'll buy that for a dollar

Slang phrase for "I'll accept that gladly" from the movie Robocop.

Derived from a slang phrase in a famous scince fiction story "The Marching Morons" by C.M.Kornbluth, in which a popular catchphrase for asking 'would you believe it?' was "Would you buy it for a quarter?". In the intervening years, inflation has been occurring.

a:" Think my car needs cleaning?"
b:" I'll buy that for a dollar!"

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best buy burnout

Disorder affecting Best Buy employees that have been overworked many days in a row. Symptoms include extreme fatigue, bad mood, and huge bags under the eyes. Also they can sometimes resemble zombies with the blank stare on their face and slow shuffling walk. While it can happen to any employee at any time, it is most common with the media department and those who work the closing shift multiple times per week.

Dude look at that guy, he is from media and has been closing every day for the last 4 days. He definatly has best buy burnout.

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buy some time

To extend a period of time needed to obtain a goal or to pay a debt or aquire something.

"I hid out from Vinny for a while to buy some time and save up the money for my outstanding debt to keep my legs from getting broken"

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Nigerian Buy-Back

A rare experience that only occurs once in a great lifetime. Between a salesman and his prey.

When a guy takes a customers trade in, then 20 minutes later sell it right back to said customer at a mark-up.

Tim: Look at my new car!
Jay: Isn't that your old car?
Tim: No.. this one cost 3,000 more!
Jay: No I'm pretty sure that's the same fucking hyundai...
Tim: wha... Son of a B!tch the old Nigerian Buy-Back!!!
Jay: You're a retard.

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Buying Frozen Peas

Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.

We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.

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buy a pair

when you can't grow a pair.

Her little 5 year old sister told him to go buy a pair

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