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When ur so hungover the floor becomes the ceiling
Me n my friends played so much APT last night the third floor became the first floor and now I got a ceiling hangover
When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.
You hear about john?
No what happened?
Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.
The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos
I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling
Slang term for a pansexual who is a top.
I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
Much, much cooler than Raising the Roof, mostly because Pat Sajak said it.
"We're bringing' da Wheel to your city, and we're going to lift the ceiling on that MoFo!" --Pat Sajak
When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.
The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.