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Amazing end of story. Best person alive.
If you have a chelsea hall keep her forever
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Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes the woman's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the woman in the nose to give her a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Bae runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on her face.*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"
Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
*High 5*
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A haircut often worn by women in the punk scene. The head is shaved except the bangs. Also a common 'lesbian style' hair cut. They're beautiful!
In the comics Tank Girl, Sub Girl and Tank Girl both have chelsea hair.
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Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
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a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.
a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet
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Chelsea is the definition of a hoe. She goes from girl to girl and from nigga to nigga. She can’t keep a girl for more than a week. She is petty and always starts drama.
Guy: you seen chelsea?
Guy 2: yeah she’s such a hoe
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When you work retail and your coworker tries to steal the customer you have been working with.
Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!
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