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tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

by Argylegargoyle October 10, 2013


Choke for coke

A person who performs oral sex in exchange for cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Slick. What's Blondie's situation? Does she choke for Coke?
Dan: You should ask her.

by Unpaintedjuggalo June 13, 2022


Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 13, 2013


Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 3, 2015


choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 28, 2017


choke a nig

to smoke a cigarette.

Jon's in the bathroom choking a nig." -- "brb I have to go choke a nig.

by jenami October 20, 2010


Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 21, 2021