clam farm

A place where the ratio of women to men is extremely high.

see also: cock farm

Trisha's baby shower was a total clam farm.

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clam smacking

This is what my friends and I like to call "Lady Sex". Basically it's dirty lesbian sex. Also see "Clam Smacker"...One who does the clam smacking.

"Last night this hot chick came over and we were totally clam smacking"

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street clam

A prostitute

Fuck you Ratchel, you dirty street clam

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Tickle the Clam

Act of female masturbation

Mary liked to "Tickle the Clam" in the kitchen while her parents watched

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Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.

Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!

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clam hat

Another term for the clitoris.

I got Mary off by rubbing her clam hat.

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dirty clam

the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.

i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam

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