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A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.
"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.
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The expression used by FitMC, a Historian/YouTuber "On the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft." This expression can be used when beating someone on Minecraft in a PVP battle, most likely with cheat clients. Used by only the most alpha of males. Must be bald to use this.
YES! Clown down baby, clown down. My hack client is better than yours.
A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.
After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."
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An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
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A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.
John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"
Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.
1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."
A stupid and/or irrelevant question. Made famous by the Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper.
Reporter: What's your favourite beer?
Bryce: I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro.
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