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Mr. Durden
Guy 1: Hey, I heard last night's fight club was insan...
Guy 2: *Knocks him out* *Drags body away*
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1. see John Kerry's supporters
2. Boston Red Sox
1. Snap!! The apathy club gonna lose in November, Homeslice!
2. Pedro is the king of the apathy club.
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A social movement/state of mind. Founded by Nate the Mate, Mates Club has a strong focus on positivity, self-improvement, and fun. The main goal is to show people the power of positivity while still acknowledging that life has its trials and tribulations. You can always improve your situation no matter where you are in life
Me: yooo what is going on, my mate?
Friend: just having an outstanding day
Me: heck yeah, mates club forever
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Occurs after a heated discussion or argument appears to be resolved in a nightclub. One of said participants in argument proceeds to track down antagonist and catch him off guard, punch him in the face, then exit the club before the victim realizes what happened.
Person 1: Man, what the fuck just happened?
Person 2: That dude was talking some shit earlier, so I caught him with a Club Punch!
Person 1: Sweet man, now let's get up on some ass!
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A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.
That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.
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To make a trip to a local medical marijuana club or distributor. Often, a owner of medical card (something needed to purchase the bud) will help out his friends by telling them in advance that he is making a trip to the club.
Daniel : Homies, I going on a club run tommorrow. Do you want to get some bud?
Sam : Hella yeah. Get me a quad
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The same as Fight Club but you know for wanking instead.
The Rules Are.
1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.
5th RULE: One wank at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank.
To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.
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