Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would βstealβ them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks itβs a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.
Griffin Collins is a pedophile
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definition- a massive crackhead who is yelling in every video and with his brother is in hell. watching these videos will cause your ear drums to explode and will ask for likes and subcribers. has alot of shitty thumbnails. uses the out of date yeet, and also rakes in money like an americano
he is also a capitallist and stalin is trying to find his location
collins key is a bad fucker, change my mind 9 yrs
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The act of walking into a room where a couple are engaged in sexual conduct and proceeding to grab the female present's breast, only to run away immediately before they find out who did it.
Tony and Cynthia were shagging in my room last night, so I ran in and did a Ben Collins as payback
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When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.
"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"
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A person who leaves an extraordinary amount of missed calls on someone's phone.
A person who drinks too much Sailor Jerry (Collins) that they end up in the hotel pool with their clothes on.
Mike totally got the Bootsie Collins last night, he had over 33 missed calls!
That dude pulled a Bootsie Collins at the Inn last night!
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It's a drink made by drinking a Tom Collins and a Cosmopolitan at the same time, from two different glasses, from two straws. The combination of those two drinks results in a Phil Collins
After drinking two Phil Collins I ended up all wet.
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1. Randomly adding people on facebook that you have never met in real life, especially girls that write on your friend's walls.
2. Constantly creeping people's profiles on facebook without reason, to the point at which a biography could be written about the person's life.
3. Having a random, and at times offensive, status on facebook.
4. Constantly declaring that you are a professional communicator and are supreme in the social realm.
"Dude, you added my girlfriend from Kansas! What the heck! Stop pulling a Collin!" - Person who had a collin pulled on them
"But bro, she wrote on your wall and her miniature profile picture made her look hot..." - Person pulling a collin
"SO... you and Kelly seem to be hitting it off pretty well.. I saw it on facebook." - Person pulling a Collin
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