coma-fried

when you are so baked you pass out as if your going into a coma.

Jonathan- Dude. How stoned are you?
Chris- I'm coma-fried man...

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Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

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beef coma

The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.

"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."

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Sleep Coma

When you pass out for long periods of time from massive exhaustion or sedatives, and wake up feeling awesome.

I passed out right after work, I've been in a sleep coma for almost 15 hours.

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tryptophan coma

The feeling of exhaustion one feels after Thanksgiving dinner - due to the large amounts of tryptophan ingested through overeating.

I'll see you the day after Thanksgiving, assuming that I've snapped out of my tryptophan coma by then.

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chink coma

A racist term to describe the way one feels after consuming americanized chinese food.

Wow I fell into a state of chink coma after eating those fried dumplings and beef terriyaki.

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Sad coma

A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.

Friend 1: Have you see Chelsea recently?
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.

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