a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight
Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s
Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel
Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass
A bullshit, democratic word used to justify shooting at cops when people are breaking the law.
A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.
Phrase used by motorcyclists to describe the experience of riding in congested urban areas.
"We call it combat riding - everywhere else, you presume the drivers just can't see you, but here you have to presume they CAN see you, and are actively trying to kill you."
The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.
I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.
The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat