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When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.
Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.
Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70
Example of typical Comment Edits.
A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
What every one of these definitions needs.
You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
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