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When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.
"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"
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A jiu-jitsu position in which a fighter on his back wraps both legs around the back of his opponent's head, holding them in place using one of his arms. This allows him to control his opponent's head and shoulder and stifle their attacks.
When I typed crackhead control into google images all i got was pictures of Amy Winehouse
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"You see you need wrist control to keep the mugger form mugging you. Then once you have wrist control you pull out your gun!"
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When you take an amazing selfie but decided wait a few days to post it on social media because you've already posted too many pictures, status updates, selfies, etc. recently.
"Omg I love this selfie of me! I look so good! I think I'm going to post it on Instagram."
"Dude have some selfie control. You've put up 2 statuses, 1 selfie, and 3 group photos in 4 days. You gotta chillax or people are going to think you have no life."
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A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.
I hate your guts, quality control!
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When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
Control sex, where the girl/boy takes control of the fucking. so the girl would tell the boy to get her to orgasm and he would do it.
I'm in high school and I'm still single, but my science partner, Sierra, and I have this thing. It's not dating, it's fucking better!
One day we were in class, she passed me a note and asked me to meet her outside of the boy's bathroom after class, so I did, when I got there Sierra was waiting. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into a stall. then she kissed me softly and I kissed her back, then things were in full swing, we were making out! we kissed hard, She pulled off my shirt, and I tore off her's. She teased off her bra and her boobs were bouncing against me, I grabbed her breasts and started sucking them madly, she unbuckled my belt and pulled down my pants, then she pulled down hers. I inserted my penis into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure, in and out, in and out, I cummed just as she hit orgasm, she let out a shill scream of joy and pleasure, then we were into control sex, she was in charge, It's just badasss SEXY when your girl tells you what to do. Ever since then we went to that same stall every day in between classes and I was now a taken man. We were in a relationship, we were IN LOVE. I was with the girl of my dreams, mmmmmmmmm.