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Not necessarily an introvert just someone that tends to stay quiet.
OMG! Say something you're being a conversation bottom!
The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.
The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."
The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter
CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"
*more laughter
The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."
CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."
*laughter from the group
CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"
*animated response from the group
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1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual
2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience
Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know
Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages
Liz: ...conversation stopic
To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.
Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."
(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.
Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.
A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.
Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.
The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.
Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?
Gareth: I reckon United have a shot
Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up
Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker