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During male on male gay anal sex, the act of "reaching around" and giving your partner a handjob. This action is considered common courtesy and must be performed unless your partner specifically requests otherwise. Failing to do so is punishable by law in Montana, South Dakota, and New Mexico.
A courtesy reach around is the opposite of a "Spite Reach-around," in which the receiving partner is given a reach around despite specifically requesting to to have one.
While John was plowing his man-lover in the asshole, he decided to be polite and give a courtesy reach around.
I bet your the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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A process carried out by university administrators in the Autumn term which involves shedding students who don't turn up regularly to classes to ensure they aren't charged fees and become an unnecessary financial burden to the institution. This is performed by the student being summarily "deregistered" on the grounds that they are "inadequately engaged" on their programme of study. As a result, students find they are suddenly unable to submit coursework or access any university facilities whatsoever, thus providing proof that they are indeed no longer engaged.
Chris the student: Hey professor! Why can't I submit coursework or access any online library facilities in order to complete my term papers?
Professor: You've probably become an unwitting victim of the most recent "Autumn Courtesy Flush."
Chris: What's that?
Professor: You've been deregistered because you haven't been coming to class.
Chris: My God! But if I can't submit assignments I'll fail the year.
Professor: Yes, well you should have thought of that, shouldn't you? Anyway, good luck with your career.
The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
when you know you have the clap but you sleep with someone anyway because you hate them, thus passing on the clap, courtesy of you.
Bro 1: Man, I slept with Kendra last night
Bro 2: Dude She is such a bitch! Why would you go there?
Bro 1: Don't worry man, I gave her the Courtesy Clap, she won't be back.
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Often paired with please pick up the white courtesy phone, it's a phrase often used on sports athletes, that are no longer performing well.
Peyton Manning, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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verb: an act of sex following a pricey (over $15) dinner, where the benifactor of the dinner reciprecates out of politness. Can be both passive and active.
After that ho bought my dinner, I had to giver her a little courtesy tap. I mean, that bitch was nasty, but Red Lobster sure is fine.
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Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"
- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"
Or
"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."