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a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.
Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!
Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!
The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.
* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"
A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.
Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour
Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...
Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.
The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.
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fielding position in cricket that is in between mid wicket and long on. often not used and is a vacant paddock on the field that a batsman can aim for if slogging.
cracking shot there by Hussey! six runs over cow corner.
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A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.
From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.
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