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The act of getting on the roof of a school and jumping off. The jump must be done with no pants, and landing on a dildo in the ass. Only men can participate, preferably asain. Once the Dildo is injected into the bumhole, mayo, and Worcestershire sauce will be smeared on the ass cheeks. If completed and done successfully, Mr.Xies himself will be summoned and shave your head to match his dumbass hair.
BillyBob: want an Ethan Xies Creampie
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole
Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
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Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
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When a black woman squeezes out cum from her anus.
Did you see Black Gangbangers 5? There is a hot chocolate creampie that gets me hard just thinking about it
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When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.
She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.
The act of ejaculating in a girl while she is menstration
Bro I totally gave that girl a red velvet creampie last night
When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.
Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate