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creepy man hug

if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)

i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty

by ray August 2, 2004

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


creepy crawler

A finger that purposefully swims up the butt.

My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.

by Goody and Lauren June 26, 2012

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


creepy rhi pee

Creepy Rhi pee
Someone who is slightly kooky, slightly stalkerish, who should belong in the Addams family and wants to be you.

Omg look at her, she's such a creepy Rhi pee! Don't even make eye contact!

by ToadiePie July 27, 2014

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.

That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.

by radium July 13, 2013

43πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Creepy Joe

A term used to describe someone who sniffs women and children, usually while on camera. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed women and children while on camera.

Look at Thomas, he's such a creepy Joe.

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2021

62πŸ‘ 727πŸ‘Ž


Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.

Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.

by weirdworld November 19, 2010

80πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Creepy Kid movie

A yawn-inducing sub-genre of Hollywood's inferior breed of horror-lite thriller films of the 2000s. It's typically a film that attempts to take everything that was great and terrifying about Damien's character in "The Omen" and "make it new."

Typically there is very little creativity and much recycled, clichΓ© film-making techniques. An example is how every somewhat frightening or suspenseful scene is ruined by obnoxious orchestral cues intended to add to the tension, but ironically just serve to defuse it. Such an effect really only seems to act as a moral narrative or guidance and bracket the semi-interesting parts in these films so the audience can't take the film too seriously.

The commercial formula usually consists of a 90-minute run-time, rated PG-13, sprinkled with just enough names to draw in and slightly frighten (hence "horror-lite") its core, money-making crowd: white, American suburbanite teenyboppers on dates.

Needless to say, these films should be avoided. They offer little to no entertainment and insult the horror genre. Any producers associated with these films should be ashamed of themselves for funding such unimaginative trash.

Bless The Child, Godsend, The Plague, Orphan, etc.

"Wow, another Creepy Kid movie. I wonder what happens."

by brokenmach1ne December 3, 2009