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creepy man hug

if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)

i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty

by ray August 2, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


creepy crawler

A finger that purposefully swims up the butt.

My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.

by Goody and Lauren June 26, 2012

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creepy rhi pee

Creepy Rhi pee
Someone who is slightly kooky, slightly stalkerish, who should belong in the Addams family and wants to be you.

Omg look at her, she's such a creepy Rhi pee! Don't even make eye contact!

by ToadiePie July 27, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.

That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.

by radium July 13, 2013

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Creepy Joe

A term used to describe someone who sniffs women and children, usually while on camera. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed women and children while on camera.

Look at Thomas, he's such a creepy Joe.

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2021

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Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.

Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.

by weirdworld November 19, 2010

78๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creepy Stalker Lawyer

A creepy individual, usually abbreviated to CSL
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.

CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey

Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants

by UmbraetTenebrae February 22, 2011