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Creep is a derogatory word that has a lot of meanings, but it is only true to those understand from an intellectual perspective. It can mean anything you want it to, but this is going to be a different definition to this word. Creep is a word that will get a person shot and jumped and get their chain snatched and other possessions of that person no matter what the scenario.
Creep is viewed as the word nigger. The word nigger originates from when white people in the South would call black people. "Hey, we gon get us a nigger." or call them a nigger lover." This word has to be viewed the same way as calling someone a creep. Even though the person might have acted like a creep or wasn't trying to, but still got accused of it. Don't talk shit about somebody, because it can come back to haunt you. It doesn't matter if you're right. You can make all the arguments you want. This shows you are a hater or just finding a reason to hate on somebody instead of trying to squash the beef between you and that person. Just let the person, be and leave them alone. Let bygones, let bygones. If you follow all these criteria, you will be alright, but if you wanna be stupid and want to talk shit about somebody, you will suffer some consequences, just like you did to the person by calling them a creep. Don't call niggas this word because you don't know how they gonna react.
White Girl: Hey, don't talk to that guy, he's a creep! (can also mean the n-word)
Black Guy: Bitch, what you say!!! (with anger)
White Girl: I said you're a creep
Black Guy: Next time you say that shit, I'm gonna cuss you ass out and i'm gon humilitate you so bad cause you talkin shit. You a hater!!!
White Guy:Man you are a creep.
Black Guy: What you say!!!! Nigga, I'm gon beat yo ass!!!! I aint playin wit ya bruh! You say that shit in the hood, you will get shot and jumped boy!!!!
White Guy: Man get away from her, you're a creep!
Black Guy: Nigga, do you want to get jumped!!!!
White Guy: Get away from her creep!!
Black Guy: Nigga, i'm gon f u up (pulls out clip)
Black Guy: Man you a creep ass nigga!
Black Guy: Man im a kill you nigga! Take this L bitch!!
Black Guy: (scared for his life)
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1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
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When two creepers' gazes intersect they are obliged to engage in a battle of creepiness, since they are competitive creatures by nature. This includes doing a variety of odd things, such as: staring oddly, making strange face, emitting strange noises, etc. Whoever wins gains the knowledge that they are the better creeper of the two.
My opponent emitted a strange gurgling noise, beating my soulless stare, thus winning the creep off.
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1. Creeper- Person who does not want to be seen. Not necessarily perverted in nature. Usually seen in the backgrounds of pictures in an unflattering pose or with an unusual expression on their face. Usually awkward, but innocent.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.
These are corresponding examples of the Stages of Creeping:
1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.
2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.
3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.
4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.
5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.
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When you're checking out a young lady, possibly a schoolie, and she is admittedly hot even for her young age, maybe 18 or under. If you are being creeper and eyeing the girl, you are giving her the creep eye.
Miller was at Taco Bell putting the creep eye on that girl in the cheerleader uniform.
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A condition that results from the constant or excessive watching of pornographic material.It is characterised by an inability to get an erection under circumstances that do not involve the watching of pornographic material, due to the lack of psychologial connection between other human contact and sex. One treatment involves watchin porn until the erection is achieved then having sex, this re-establishes the connection between other people and sex. This condition is more frequent in virgins as the initial connection has not been made.
Guy 1 - Nikki's pissed off man! i jus cant get it up if i aint watchin porn!She sed she'l leave me if it keeps happenin!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
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When you go on facebook to look at peoples profiles and or photos and you go look throough their friends and their friends and so on.
" I was on facebook for 3 hours today just facebook creeping peoples photos"
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