Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

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crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

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meat crust

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside

Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"

cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.

Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust

Crust punk

A crust punk is a punk who hates the government, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes everyday

Hey who is that?

That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you

Crusted cunt

When a girl or trans females pussy is crusted over with the jizz of another man

Sorry mia, I’m not gonna fuck you until you fix your crusted cunt

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.