When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
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a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.
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A crust punk is a punk who hates the government, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes everyday
Hey who is that?
That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you
Dude dont just leave bust crust in the socks! Go wash them.
Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.
That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him
I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.
When dried up milk,dirt,or other debris is stuck to the woman's nipples informs a nasty crust
Billy put Rebecca's nipple in his mouth and got a mouth full of titty crust
my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him
maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust