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when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo
Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.
Just saw two watermelons and a cucumber outside!
Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.
Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"
To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick
I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.
THE WORST MOST VILE INSULT THAT HAS EVER CAME OUT OF ANYONE's MOUTH.DONT SAY THIS YOU WiLL BE BEAT UP IMMEDIANLTY. THIS IS VERY RACIST
"Corneelius the Fifth is Such a Cucumber Butthole"
A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.
Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy
Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test
Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%