When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.
Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.
v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.
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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.
Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me
Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!
You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”
Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!
1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.
"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"