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Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022


Curtis

A person that recovers from everything bringing them down.

He's unstoppable! He's a Curtis!

by Fretlessone July 15, 2022


Curtis

Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.

Today Curtis made a horrible, overpriced dinner

by Blockbuster 69 November 22, 2021


Curtis

That dude that you found out you have a crush on since 5th grade and sent him here because he doesn't have the balls to ask you out.

Girl: you still like that boy

Girl 2:yeah his name is Curtis

Girl:dang when will he make his move

by Thatrandomcow December 9, 2021


Curtis

A man so good at fortnite even ninja bows down to him

Omg he's curtis

by The coolest thing July 13, 2019


Curtis

evildeath to all curtis’……..

i fucking hate Curtis

by umperiodiguess September 13, 2022


Curtis

How it smells at Alamo car rentals in Denver Colorado. It’s like cinnamon sugar or churros, but not nearly as good

It really smells Curtis in here

by Beewheelz October 5, 2019