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Wakes up, ties arm with a belt injects cotton candy Bang into his veins. Drinks 3-4 more bangs all the way through noon. Eats a bag of nacho cheese chips everyday for lunch. Complies with every argument with a slight head nod. Tinder God, master @ PPF
"ya 4 windows in the 2020 Honda Civic? Ill cut those after i crank a bang, ya know thats the dakota rhodes way.."
the most perfect human being to ever exist, a beautiful woman and too good to be ezra’s gf
“dakota (dakkie) is the most perfect woman alive and this can be proven because the urban dictionary and ezra says so”
A shy anti-social bitch who is really gay very mad 24/7 luvs big bois 😠
when Dakota does something classic. when he does something that only Dakota does.
"Dakota why are you kissing your book" "classic Dakota"
South Dakota isn't the best place to live. I'll give you that. The weather sucks ass and we're not famous for much. But I've lived here in the same state, in the same house, on the same farm/ranch for my whole life. (I'm 14) It's my home, and I love it. We have our rednecks. But so what? We have great hunting and fishing here. And we don't have a population of 7 people, so stop being fucking stupid. We actually have 800,000 people here. We're not that populated, but everyone in this state is friendly and welcoming. Strangers are friendly and will wave instead of flipping you off. The scenary's very pretty. Our cities aren't very big, but then again I don't like big cities very much. We have the same technology and live the same way as everyone else. We have the badlands, Mount Rushmore (And NO, we don't gloat about it), the Black Hills, the Bike Rally in Sturgis, caves, and a lot more. Sorry we don't have a bunch of sky-scrapers or a million people. It's a great place and if you weren't so high and mighty about your own state, and how much better you are then us, then don't fucking come here assholes.
If you don't like South Dakota, piss off. Tourists annoy the shit out of me anyway.
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Me: Hey Dakota Nelson!
Him:What?
Me: Want fun dip?
Him: FUCK YEAH
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