The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
When a
Presumably black nigger shakes hit fat juicy ass and jizzes on his dawg
White kid: can you hit the NIGGERBOY deluxe?
Black kid: fine
*shakes his ass and jizzes on him*
A dumpy, inefficient brand of typewriter that rarely works but is favored by hipsters for its loudness and commonness.
It's embarrassing enough that you took your typewriter to the coffee shop. Why did it have to be the shitty Galaxie Deluxe model?
The act in which a group of Spanish and Afro-American men all lay next to or around each other and jerk off until they ejaculated ito a fan to mist it around the room and all over the group.
"Hey John would you wanna come to my house to have a frylovers deluxe with me and the guys"
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally
Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe
The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.
The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.
Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.
Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."
Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."