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A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did
Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.
"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.
The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.
a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
A concept. A concept that is desk based fun that takes place on a Friday. The day is moveable.
"Today is Fun Desk Friday."
"but today isThursday"
"@#&% off it doesnt matter"